One day a man is walking in San Francisco's Chinatown, and takes a turn down a strange looking alley, he comes to a strange store. The Man Goes into it and begins just looking around, but then he sees a Gold mouse statue and he decides to purchase this Gold mouse statue. He walks up to the clerk and says, "I would like to purchase this Gold Statue", the Clerk says, It is $20.00 for the statue and another $1,000.00 for the story behind it". But the man refuses the story and gives the man $20.00. He walks out of the store, and begins walking back to San Francisco, when he notices that there is 3 mice following him, he thinks nothing of it so he continues walking. So, about 5 minutes later there are Thousands of mice following him, so he takes off running and the mice are right on him, so, he runs toward the Warf, and as he reaches the edge, he throws the Gold Mouse Statue into the warf. All the mice follow the statue into the warf. So, after they are all dead, he goes back to the Shop. He walks in, and the clerk asks him "So, came back for the story, Huh?" The man replies "No, I wanted to know if you had a Gold Statue of a Lawyer?"