Monica Lewinsky dies and tries to get into Heaven. She sneaks into a line of Nuns waiting at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter asks the first Nun in line. "Sister, Have you ever touched a man in Your life, and with what part of your body? 
Nun: "Only once, and it was just with my fingertip"
St. Peter says: "Well, that is O.K.... Just dip your finger in this bowl of Holy Water, then go on into Heaven"
Then he asks the next Nun in line "Sister, Have you ever touched a man in Your life, and with what part of your body?"
Nun: "Only Once, and it was just with my hand."
St. Peter says: "Well, that¡¯s O.K. Just put your whole hand in the Holy Water and go on into Heaven."
Then he asks the next nun in line (Monica Lewinsky), "Sister, Have you ever touched a man in your life, and With what part of your body?"
Monica Lewinsky replied: "Oh No! Forget That Holy Water! After that first Nun put her dirty finger in it, and the next Nun put her dirty hand in it; you're crazy if you think I'm going to gargle with it!
