A man is playing golf, and he gets to hole number 3 when all of the sudden he hears something behind him. It said, "rib-it nine-iron". So he looked behind him and he saw this frog and he said, "What did you say?" And again the frog said, "rib-it nine-iron". So he hit the nine-iron and hit in the hole for par. So they both went to the next hole and again he took the frogs advice, but this time he hit a hole-in-one. They went through the rest of the course and played the best game in the history of that golf course. When they got done he asked the frog what they should do next. The frog replied with, "rib-it Vegas". So they went to Vegas and played blackjack. He won so much money that the casino gave him a room for free. He took the frog into the room and said, "How can I ever repay you", and the frog said, "rib-it kiss me". So he said ok, and kissed the frog, and he turned into a really hot sixteen year-old girl, and that ladies and gentlemen is how a sixteen year-old girl was found in Bill Clinton's room.