One day one pig went to a bar and the bar tender asked what can I get for you today and the pig said five beers. He drank up all the beer and then he asked were the bathroom was the bar tender said straight down the hall to the left. Then three more pigs came in and the bar tender asked what can I get you today. The pigs said what did my brother have the bar tender said five beers. The two pigs said then give us fifteen beers. They drank all the beers and they asked where the bathroom was. The bar tender said straight down the hall to the left. So they went. Then another pig came in and the bar tender said what can I get you today and the pig said what did my brothers have and he said the first one had five beers and the next three had fifteen beers and the pig said okay then give me twenty beers. And then he drank them an the bar tender said aren't you going to ask where the bathroom is and the pig said no I'm the one that goes wee all the way home.