There was a lawyer who died and went to hell as all lawyers do. There he met tons of other lawyers who were tired of the pain in hell. They were tired of not having any fun things to do. Then all of a sudden they heard a loud music from a party going on in the next room, which apparently was a heaven. They were all eager to look and find out what is going on. So the recent lawyer who had joined them in hell came up with an idea. He drilled one hole for each lawyer in the wall, large enough to stick their head out of so they can watch the party. They constantly watched the good people party and enjoy their time in heaven everyday. Then after some time the good people got tired of these lawyers watching them the whole time. They went up to the wall and told the lawyers to quit doing that. But, the same thing kept happening day after day. Then finally the good people told them lawyers, that if they don't stop it they will file a lawsuit against them in the court of Jesus. All the lawyers started laughing. This totally pissed the good people off. They asked them what the hell were they laughing at? Then all of a sudden a voice came from the hell side..." Where are you going to find a lawyer to defend you?"